Monday was my day off. Grandiose plans
of disc golf, Wal-Mart and Panera in the sunshine. I was really
looking forward to time off site. I had been to Indian Creek Park
previously and saw they had a pretty sweet course but didn't get the
chance to play it. I've been trying to go to a different course every
weekend until I play all the courses in the Huntsville area. The
weather was delightfully sunny, a bit chilly and windy.
I created a 'Disc Golf Jams' playlist
for the afternoon with Rizzle Kicks, Imagine Dragons, Ed Sheeran and Example; then I snapped some pictures before I threw my
first disc with the intention of making an Instagram collage. They
proved to be wonderful 'before' evidence.
I set my bag down, stretched and
approached the tee pad next I took my three steps and threw disc,
knowing the moment it left my finger tips that it was a bad toss.
Straight into the left hand tree line.
I threw another disc and started
walking to the trees to go on a hunt. I walked through bushes, ducked
under branches and around stumps. After a while without any luck I
had a sinking feeling that it might have gone into the creek. I
slowly proceeded to the edge for fear of not knowing what the bank
looked like or how steep it might be and saw a disc golfers
nightmare.
The moment I saw my blue baby at the
bottom of the creek I knew I needed a rescue plan. Scanning the
surrounding bank and descent options I found that I could walk into
the water on a nice gravel slope but then I would need to climb onto
some roots that were sticking out from the side. I rolled up my pants
up to my knees and started walking down. Three steps into the rescue
mission things went south. I felt the mud under my Keens sliding and
couldn't get grip so I did the classic banana peel fall and slipped
down the slope and into the creek on my butt.
Unfortunately there isn't an adequate
amount of rolling up of trousers that you can do to avoid cartoon
falls.
I found my way to the first tree and
root setup that was about half way to my disc. After laughing to
myself for a moment I scoped out the next move of what I was now
calling 'Operation Wraith Recovery.' I saw that the water was too
deep for my current rolled pants situation.
It was decision time: wade through the
2 ½ feet of water and be soaking wet on the drive home or take my
pants off, fetch the disc in my underoos and be able to finish my
game with only muddy/damp pants.
After a period of contemplation and
checking to see if there would be any witnesses either way, I went
with the underoos option. I didn't want to let Indian Creek ruin my
Monday of Awesome. I sat on the root, and had a park official
strolled up at that moment, I would've been ticketed for 'Scarring
Children for Life,' I'm pretty sure. Operation Wraith Recovery moved
forward with chilling progress, I picked up my blue baby and lovingly
tossed it up onto the fairway. Returning to my pants, I was glad I
was able to complete the rescue and continue my game. I had many more
fights with the wind, various trees and obstructions before I
finished.
I only ended up playing the first nine,
getting lost in the huge park and having to return home before
Wal-Mart on account of a muddy butt. So even though I had half a game
full of trees, creeks and wind, I'm one course closer to playing all
7 courses within the Huntsville area and that's pretty cool.
